Everything is so fake and gay.
I illegally watched the new Spiderman movie last night. Pretty terrible, even for superhero schlock. 40 year olds pretending to be 20 year olds. All the bad guys are white. Girlfriend/boss is the deus ex machina to save the bumbling hero. And what's with that? He's going through a second puberty at age 45? Is this some kind of bizarre humiliation ritual meant to be a metaphor for later-in-life sex changes or something?

I don't think it even really had any kind of plot. Just mind control girl starting shenanigans. Whatever. Dumb crap is dumb.

Also Zendayna is getting old, and she is not aging well. I never found her attractive in the first place since I'm a sexual racist, but even for a mulatto mongrel she is nasty. Definitely needs a nose job or two.