Thanks! But to be fair, Claude wrote it and I just had to battle with it. The initial task I gave it was so strict (like "no overexaggerations", "rigorous verifiable facts only", "no hiding inconvenient data", etc) that it way overcorrected and was like, "The worst result was obtained only while Keith was eating a sandwich so further tests are needed to be sure this is truly reproducible or is in some way tied to the sandwich. Working theory is it was the salami."