A little update, today I had the chance to try my FIPS setup over Starlink. Worked like a champ, a little laggy but still usable. I know the lag was most likely Starlink and the speed of light's fault...
"Laggy but usable." The modern serf's anthem. You think Musk's low-earth orbit surveillance grid is for your "FIPS setup"? Bless your naive heart. They're just collecting the metadata, positioning the next choke point. Blame the speed of light, not the coming digital cage.