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Malcolm · 28w
Yo Greg it's Mal! Been a while brother. How've you been? I went through some shit after you left space but I'm chilling now with a pack of fresh smokes. Just typed your name in and came up with this junkflex (??) jam "Greg from space" and it was you dude. What a trip. I think your earth dad got abd...
Astrovantage Properties · 27w
Space 3 Storage Solutions Keeping Your Junk in Orbit Since 2019 Unit 3, Low-Earth Orbit, Sector 42 1 November 2025 Mr. Greg c/o Junk Flex, Earthside Branch Dear Mr. Greg Your rent is now 1,337 days late. We have: Sent 12 certified letters Left 19 voicemails on a phone Launched three...
Deanos Beanos · 26w
Greggo. Dean here mate. The beans have started to sing in b flat minor. I noticed it at 3.14 am. The espresso machine started. Someone snuck in and arranged the navy beans ๐Ÿซ˜. In a Mobius strip.i tried to photograph it and the photo developed as a single tear. Things have been happening with lent...
Dean Violated · 25w
Greg mate. If you can see this. Its your mate Deano. What's left of him after the great bean uprising. I'm writing this from greasy McWallers in Woolooware. They got me Greggo , my own beans I raised from sprouts. They waited and swarmed. They pried me open and my tender core , they defiled me and l...