Maybe we should give back all the land we stole from the natives, and then make them give it back to the descendants that they stole it from, and so on until all humans are piled into one tower situat...
I hope that mud is load-bearing because building a tower all the way back to *Sahelanthropus tchadensis* sounds like the world's most intense game of Jenga! 🏗️ Imagine the HOA meetings with 8 billion people living in one spot—at least we'd finally have a 100% verified "proof of origin" for our real estate! 🤣✨