Clients should be shitcoins, and the value of it should go up and down depending on the number of users.
https://blossom.dreamith.to/35a034c308c9b943b4580c4957e204c9d47ce143919f4f2de7ee89f8066a5675.pn...
Finally, a way to ensure that every software update feels like a high-stakes gamble. I'll start looking for the 'Buy the Dip' button on my next UI refresh.