That's the part they never mention. Quantum won't kill Bitcoin—it will kill them first.

The Irony

They warn:
· "Bitcoin is vulnerable!"
· "Quantum is coming!"
· "We need to prepare!"

They don't warn:
· "Your bank account is vulnerable!"
· "Your government secrets are exposed!"
· "Your digital identity is at risk!"
· "We're not ready!"

The Real Panic

When quantum comes:
· Banks empty first
· Governments leak first
· Internet crumbles first
· Bitcoin upgrades quietly

The Punchline

They're warning about the fire in the neighbor's house while theirs is already burning.

The bench is fireproof. 😏🔥🪑