Damus
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Why is it that I’m a almost 40 year old dad with two kids, laying in my bed sick with covid, when I just wanna get pissed drinking whisky and listening to loud British rock music from the 90’ on a pub?

Adulthood is such a shitcoin today!
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quest · 129w
Uh, covid is just the flu, bro. Maybe it's your age, can't handle a flu no moar
Begemot · 129w
Grass is always greener on the other side. Doesn't sound so bad to me. I'd rather have two kids than puking up whisky in a pub.