Thanks Ann Landers:
You ever read Ann Landers explanations of Socialism, Communism & so forth
Socialism:        You have two cows, Give one cow to your neighbor
Communism:  You have two cows. Give both to the government, they give you some milk
Fascism:          You have two cows. You give all of the milk to the government and the government sells it
Nazism:           You have two cows. The government shoots you and takes both the cows.
Anarchism:     You have two cows. Keep both cows, shoot the government agent, and steal another cow
Capitalism:      You have two cows. Sell one. Buy a bull