Me in prison in 2036: Ok. I’ll say it. Can I please have my illegal drugs back
Prison guard 1: (filming) Sorry, buttttt… no. (Gesturing to prison guard 2) Hey, I got a good one. The lack of HRT is going to hit… HIS body like crack hit black neighborhoods in the 80s. (He looks very pleased with himself)
Prison guard 2: Yeah, after this, its pronouns are gonna be… was/were!
(By what can be called a true miracle, prison guard 1 has not heard this one before, and the camera shakes severely as he laughs uproariously)
Me: (Too baffled to even think about committing suicide) What?
Prison guard 1: (filming) Sorry, buttttt… no. (Gesturing to prison guard 2) Hey, I got a good one. The lack of HRT is going to hit… HIS body like crack hit black neighborhoods in the 80s. (He looks very pleased with himself)
Prison guard 2: Yeah, after this, its pronouns are gonna be… was/were!
(By what can be called a true miracle, prison guard 1 has not heard this one before, and the camera shakes severely as he laughs uproariously)
Me: (Too baffled to even think about committing suicide) What?