Daughter: So we won a war against England and then we became American and being an American means we can do whatever we want?
Me: Well sweetie actually… yes. You’re absolutely goddamn right.
Is it federally legal to possess marijuana (a completely arbitrary plant) in America? Nope. Can the federal government legally seize your property through civil asset forfeiture? Yep. The American government is what England was. Except now we’re a bunch of cucks who accept way higher taxation without representation than we could have ever imagined back in the 18th century.
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