I would not...

No I’d be screaming “Cock -a -doodle -doo ——underwear man” That’s what I used to do as a child I’d strip down to my underwear and run all throughout the house screaming that For some reason

Yeah 🙂

Yes

I’d do it for a million sats probably let’s be real

Shit, I'd do that for a mars bar and an energy drink

I would. Most would.

Shit do it for free

This is very tempting but i dont like attracting attention, my privacy is as important as my stack