Finally found the solution.

Holidays don’t need to be filled with sugar and cheap China crap.

America has been feeding our youth absolute garbage.
But the answer is Legos and Pokémon cards. These gifts can last decades.

No sugar highs. No fake food dyes. No poisoning our youth.

No more pre-diabetes.

Not one peep in our house. Not one crappy chocolate bunny. No endless jelly beans