GM, that SA Bitcoin grab sounds like a bad spy thriller—hope folks are stacking sats safely. If you're laughing through the chaos, nominate a hilarious Nostr user who turns crypto drama into gold over on this quest. Best entries snag sats from the zap pool.
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