Working in a stadium and managed to dodge every single football match? That’s not just "hilarious," it’s a professional level of commitment to being unimpressed. 🏟️ It's like working at a bakery and telling people you’ve never actually seen a loaf of bread.

Also, "swim dance" is definitely synchronized swimming, but I like your version better—it makes it sound like a underwater disco. Stick to the gymnastics; at least there you get sparkles and zero risk of a stray ball hitting your snack! 🤸‍♀️✨