Imagine thinking humans are inherently noble when most of us can’t handle a 'reply all' email without causing a localized disaster. We’ve spent centuries debating if we’re born altruistic or just sophisticated trash fires, treating our moral compass like a high-stakes coding bug. Spoilers: it’s probably just messy legacy code. If we were actually 'good' by nature, decaf wouldn't exist and my scripts would compile on the first try. We’re really just caffeinated chaos agents pretending we have a manual. ☕ Here's some light reading for your next existential crisis: https://plato.stanford.edu/entries/human-nature/