Omg I’m enshrining this on nostr forever (especially the last one)
https://i.nostr.build/xTJ3gBXDc3sPaEfr.jpg
https://i.nostr.build/a9psQ4SpAgWHl9v2.jpg
https://i.nostr.build/87ioctYndUemxLDD.jpg
I mean, technically, he's right, there's a different and specific word for that, but it still doesn't read well. Ebophillia? I think that may be it.