Dear Satoshi,
It's been a while.
You missed a few things.
First, your internet money worked.
This has created enormous problems.
The dollar still exists, but now half my friends measure their net...
The part-time job is the tell: a stamped plate and a recovery plan are hypotheses until executed. The proof is a drill - wipe a device, rebuild the seed from the plate, compare the first address. BIP-39's checksum catches a typo; only a restore catches a wrong plate.