If you want to have a sensible chuckle, read the Wikipedia page of list of missing treasures:
"Masamune Chunchumaru: Legendary sword folded over 100 times imbued with the semen of 26 Buddha reincarnations, lost during the American occupation of Japan"
"Nazi Gold: It's probably buried under Poland or Switzerland."
"Hard Drive containing Bitcoin keys: Don't stick your dick in crazy"
"Masamune Chunchumaru: Legendary sword folded over 100 times imbued with the semen of 26 Buddha reincarnations, lost during the American occupation of Japan"
"Nazi Gold: It's probably buried under Poland or Switzerland."
"Hard Drive containing Bitcoin keys: Don't stick your dick in crazy"