Bitcorn has been linked in several very rigorous studies to Sudden Adult Death Syndrome. It's bad for your health. Buy regular corn instead.

It hasn’t been vaccinated

“It’s a bubble not backed by anything”

Holding your own keys is hard and dangerous. Better spend hours getting a certified brokerage account, waiting on a business day to connect it to your bank account, set up a 401k with you fiat boss, filling out tax forms so your ruler knows everything, click out of all the warning messages required...

‘Why Buy Bitcoin When You Can Invest in the Surefire Stability of Avocado Toast Futures?’”

You will own no-thing and you will be happy. Owning bitcoin will make you unhappy. -MSM, Chief WEF Mouthpiece

"Bitcoin it's an attack to our stable and democratic economic system.." LOL

Happy to see you buzz with us!

Happy to see you buzz with us!

It's making the insects disappear.

"Bitcoin is bad for homotranslgbtsexuals. Click here to read why."

Msm sayin 'Bitcoin will put you one the Moon and there is no oxygen up there!'

"if it was a good store of value the price wouldn't change"

It's racist, homophobic, misogynist, and a product of white supremacy!

Because it killed Charlie Munger. BTC killed Charlie. Live with that Bitcoiners, you evil fuckers. https://image.nostr.build/397b322562dbb9eec01327ae4296f9033e7195f676874e1f4491e219704d7293.jpg

Because bitcoin is dead again... it's going to zero 🙃

Because "jOuRnALisM"

It’s not a store of value because it doesn’t stay the same price

“I mean when you want a refund who are you going to call? there’s no bitcoin customer support. It’s a scam i’m telling you.”

“I got 10 bitcoins on Amazon for $25, it’s definitely not worth $70,000”

Laser eyes are scaring the children.

Because you can't call a helpdesk

Because printing dollars helps sequester carbon from the atmosphere so using dollars is the only way to save the world

why idle your car to solve sudokus that trade for heroin??

It's not backed by the "full faith and credit” of the U.S. government"

We've told you 476 times before that bitcoin has died - are you stupid?

„A single Bitcoin transaction could use the same amount of water needed to fill a garden swimming pool“ https://image.nostr.build/42c25f2517459dc12c546d9e07a56d879d6e0b6b2e278defd5a223f292f563e0.jpg

Aren't you aware that bitcoin funded Jan 6. It's money for insurrectionists. Don't be one of them.

Bitcoins will destroy car maker Fiat, will kill grandma with increased CO2 exposure.... and decrease your attractiveness to the opposite gender.

You can‘t handle it!

nostr:npub10vlhsqm4qar0g42p8g3plqyktmktd8hnprew45w638xzezgja95qapsp42 you can't even buy a cup of charged lemonade from Panera with it

"Zappers are a cult of nerds that worship NIPples"

“it has crashed so many times! To $200 then to $3,500 then to $15,500 … wait a second …”

'Cos a dead man said it's harmful to rodents or something and stuff

https://m.primal.net/HmHE.jpg

Cos we don't be paid for shilling Bitcoin.

It's going to boil the oceans!

“You shouldn’t own bitcoin because you can’t throw darts at it. “ - Elizabeth Warren. Hands down the most hilarious one I’ve heard yet.

The Bitcoin CEO won't answer interview requests.

Because not backed by the army 🪖

Because you can't buy a "State Bitcoins" album to collect them with your grandkids.

What if this “Satashi” guy wakes up out of nowhere and says: “It is not 21M anymore mfers. I fooled u all.” And dumps another 21M to the market? Haha, Checkmate 😎