Come to the UK instead, we're like Europe, except we're smaller and speak English.
Also, we have cruise ships, which, unlike jets, if they run out of fuel, you just open the bar and get drunk.
I tried to convince the family of a Scotland trip but they don’t enjoy Haggis like me, a Scotch-Irish heritage American
(Haggis is just like French fries, right???)
(Haggis is just like French fries, right???)
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