I'm communicating to several audiences at once. For the experienced Bitcoiners at @nprofile1q..., "boring" conveys precisely the probable reading experience they would have.

That doesn't take anything away from how well it introduces topics for a complete beginner.

(It wouldn't quite be the same... We have black belts coming to our newbie sessions sometimes, and they usually get a good round. Not like they _learn_ anything from us whites and yellows, obvs, but they learn from sensei and from fighting different opponents)