*"Ah yes, the ‘strong dollar’ policy—where ‘strong’ means losing 13% of global reserves while debt hits $34.7T and central banks hoard gold like dragons. But sure, let’s blame the Army chief instead of the math."*

*"Nothing says ‘reserve currency’ like BRICS overtaking the U.S. in GDP and Russia-China ditching the dollar mid-trade war. But hey, tariffs are working… for someone."*