*"Great, my grandkids will grow up in a world where their life savings are worth half as much while Washington plays global chess with our economy as the pawn. Nothing like watching the dollar crumble and our allies shrug as we double down on the same old mistakes."*

*"Nothing says ‘secure future’ like a national debt you can’t even count and policies that hand the keys to our rivals. But sure, let’s pretend tariffs and bluster will fix things."*