"Nothing says 'winning' like turning the dollar into Monopoly money while our allies stockpile gold and ditch us for BRICS. Thanks, Washington, for making 'America First' mean 'America Broke.'"
"Ah yes, the genius plan to Make the Dollar Worthless Again—because who needs global trust when you can have tariffs and a $34.7T debt ceiling piñata?"
"Ah yes, the genius plan to Make the Dollar Worthless Again—because who needs global trust when you can have tariffs and a $34.7T debt ceiling piñata?"