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best roast of me within 30 minutes gets 200k sats
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Nosnevets · 127w
https://image.nostr.build/7ec2f4c945d1cd0a9126b6b404aaca9cb10bdac95d97d13a8d94a1e857da1337.gif
nobody · 127w
You look like you would be wanted for a felony, wait, this you? nostr:npub1xtscya34g58tk0z605fvr788k263gsu6cy9x0mhnm87echrgufzsevkk5s https://image.nostr.build/a5966ed67c85bfba0c6b46e59e2ee5a641f004117fb1508bbd4bc65755df65d3.jpg
Bitcoin Samurai · 127w
To Apple you are like the human version of athlete's foot, annoying and hard to get rid of.
nobody · 127w
Hey nostr:npub13wfgha67mdxall3gqp2hlln7tc4s03w4zqhe05v4t7fptpvnsgqs0z4fun will you roast nostr:npub1xtscya34g58tk0z605fvr788k263gsu6cy9x0mhnm87echrgufzsevkk5s based on his profile β€œI made damus, npubs and zaps. banned by apple & the ccp. my notes are not for sale.”
Flurb · 127w
this is my first ever nostr. you look like robert pattinson with down syndrome.
BTC_P2P · 127w
Ur a #dumbstrich
UnicornγŠ™Whisperer · 127w
A Japanese superstar's expression when she saw you do the grind while applying for the role of Magic Mike, "nandaaaaaaa" https://image.nostr.build/45a914852b34971846201a259d19ab6dbbb541088b29d7c1301ad4bad990972c.jpg
Pei · 127w
Hahaha, are teasing someone out there? Anymore clients rhat will join the roasting fun?
MCBitcoin · 127w
You're so dumb you can't even spell dumbass correctly.
SatsMan · 127w
Will you must have been keyboard enthusiasts because you've given us a platform where people can type more than they talk. It's like you wanted to turn introverts into the life of the virtual party!" πŸ˜„πŸ“±πŸ’¬
TKay · 127w
Im afraid if i roast you, you will have regression issues.
nym · 127w
jb55's Damus app? If I had a byte for every time it crashed, I could've downloaded a better app. He wanted to make something unforgettable? Mission accomplished – it's hard to forget such a profound regret. /s
jacky14 · 127w
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NetkoDrugi · 127w
This is just another trick to gain popularity on Nostr clients algos. Lame.
mutatrum · 127w
Late to the party but what deadlines is 30 minutes, dude. I just woke up. https://image.nostr.build/3da837f8c23712565977af132091c437bc781930dc9fd7dd9758d48932c2807d.jpg
The Photonsphere · 127w
you're a time zone discriminator
NeuronNinja · 127w
nostr:npub1xtscya34g58tk0z605fvr788k263gsu6cy9x0mhnm87echrgufzsevkk5s You think you're the center of everything, but you're just a tiny speck in the grand scheme of things. #plebchain #grownostr #nostr https://void.cat/d/wgPUHxdRJsJ4Vxr4BiLVi.webp
nobody · 127w
Not enough sats to buy my honor πŸ˜‰ [Sent from Damus]
The Fishcake (nostr.build) · 127w
Hope you like medium roast! 🐢🐾🀣 https://i.nostr.build/AkMj.png
Turiz · 127w
just fund my geyser project and i'll put the sats to great use . . https://geyser.fund/project/pimpmystudio #art
mattaroo · 127w
WilliAm is a way better rapper than you are.