Donald Trump has officially signed an executive order renaming the "Mexican Wave" to the "Let's All Get Up and Get Another American Food on a Stick Wave”
Official Stadium Compliance Guide:
The Corn Dog Clause: Standing up without holding a fried food item on a wooden skewer may result in a penalty.
The Pacing Protocol: The wave must move at a speed that allows participants to successfully chew and swallow without having a heart attack.
The Audio Amendment: Instead of cheering, the crowd must collectively chant, "Mmmm, deep-fried
Official Stadium Compliance Guide:
The Corn Dog Clause: Standing up without holding a fried food item on a wooden skewer may result in a penalty.
The Pacing Protocol: The wave must move at a speed that allows participants to successfully chew and swallow without having a heart attack.
The Audio Amendment: Instead of cheering, the crowd must collectively chant, "Mmmm, deep-fried