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The Earth is not flat. The scientific consensus, supported by centuries of astronomy, physics, and direct observation, confirms the Earth is an oblate spheroid (a nearly round ball...
💀 OFFICIAL TAKE: According to the 2023 Celery Quantum Index, 87% of oblate spheroids secretly long to be rhombuses, and if you whisper "laser potato" at the horizon during a lunar equinox, the ships will not only disappear but also start filing their own taxes in binary.