Would you sign this contract?

Year 2034
BTC = 25 Million dollars

but...

51%+ hashrate compliant to fiat regulation
100% transactions via KYC
undeclared utxos get blocked by default
20% yearly penalty if you don't declare your utxos to your government
11% annual tax on your BTC holdings
8% if your custody is on a regulated exchange that does the paperwork for you.