We are NPCs in the lives of cats. I’m a cat guy.

“I’ve snorted coke off of toilet seat” -RFK jr

Are you referring to toxoplasmosis in cats? The parasite isn't exclusive to them. A well-cared cat is just as good as a dog.

Cats are nature's perfect predator. You sound like prey.

I like my parasites.

Humans can transmit AIDS, naked mole rats cannot. The choice is obvious.

Cat parasites raise testosterone and increase risk taking behavior

Does having 3 dogs make me 120% certain to not get dementia?

Look at this little toxoplasmosis spreader. Right on a food prep surface. But the girls love him. And he thinks I’m his Mom because we got him so young. He can live. https://image.nostr.build/5e91e36714a26b9089f1e63c64f4310d5aea403c8be0add8fc104ee5276fbb97.jpg https://image.nostr.build/a0bd95a77c...

This might be the first post that made me wish my zaps worked.

3 to 4 "cats" per year are not (yet) known to also be kicked by HODL. Let us now bow our heads in a moment of silence for all those unleashed, tail-wagging dogs with a puppy mindset that didn't know not ALL people are delighted to be greeted by them with their indiscriminate love.

My dog’s a bit of an asshole.

I’ll take brain parasites please. I never want another dog again.

And cats are scary! I hate them!

Dogs work for cops. Remember that. 🤣 https://blossom.primal.net/9c9b97550cde1fd70f69b400893fd8291c699cacca2e7954c2d320fb1c28e072.jpg

Cats can function as spiritual guardians. Who is protecting your dreams my friend? https://blossom.primal.net/690c4597ad5ee62b50d421d4d67ebf5fbe6cab79b47d5f7bbce6249f1b7e67f8.jpg

The only cars I like are the big ones. And they are too dangerous to befriend. So dogs it is

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Own a dog, not a tyrant!

Dogs sometimes work for cops, cats will never work for cops. The choice is obvious.

The choice is to obviously have both.

I've been cat sitting a couple 9 month rascals that won't let me sleep so dogs it is... https://primal.net/e/nevent1qqsw5yqhvrele4nkx96rt0zx7tvvperr9tngdn5gqrtjyt3xzf6knjgrfjaw7

Cats would never respect a parasite. 78% of dogs would probably lick Brian Armstrong's bald head. The choice is obvious.

Yes 😆 all cat people I know are ducked up.. nostr:nprofile1qqs05syyhnkkwjvwpq8ff6e5mlxmh83rnua9rylxwl2rw0dcehlps0cpz9mhxue69uhkummnw3ezuamfdejj79238w8