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When I was 12 I planned for a solid week how I could douse myself in gasoline, light myself on fire and then jump off the roof into my friends pool.

I only didn’t do it because we were convinced the gasoline would mean the pool would have to be drained and my friends father would be pissed the fuck off.

It’s a miracle I’m still alive today lol 😂

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Base Layer Capital · 98w

That's hilarious. Balsy, but funny AF. Lol

rand0mguest2 · 98w

My first website I made was “Arizona pyros association” lmao we would shoot wd40 at flames and rig lighters to make the flames bigger and shit lol I was just thinking about this the other day how thankful I am I didn’t kill myself

Think of the roof damage from the gasoline before you jumped. Yeah, he’d be pissed!

"I could be a Steve-O"

crany 👽🧡🗿 · 98w

thanks for sharing

I think I’m on the winning team… 🥶

We’ll need another sacrifice next halving if you become interested again.

DcntralizedMind · 98w

I once climbed onto the roof of the car driving down the highway at 70mph and held on like a stuntman. 😜

We would have been such good friends as kids

The landing gear · 98w

We did many roof top jumps into shit above ground pools. Rode bikes off roof into said pool. Many stupid stunts. Lucky to have full bodily function for sure. #90skidshit

Now we understand statistics stating more males die before the age of 25 than females. 🤣

⚡️Lightning Boy Martone · 98w

Dumped gas in the creek and lit it. Almost burned the park down. Tossed a cup of gas in fireplace wet wood wouldn’t start it shot flame to my hand, I tossed the fireball and burned spots all over mom’s new carpet. Stuck wire in a socked and the next time it was used was me plugging a god f...

The Marie ⚡️🦂 · 98w

To be old and wise, you must first have been young and stupid 🫡

Josh 🇺🇲 · 98w

It would've worked. 🤣

Good stuff Hodl

Chilidem · 97w

Common Sense · 97w

Now you just gaslight others rather than yourself 😜

pistachio3 · 97w

Apparently one of my wife’s friends was asking her about this thing called respectful parenting or something like that. I’ve never heard of it. But basically letting your kid dictate how you parent them. We had a good convo about how ridiculous it sounded and then I read this Lolol

Justin_Tokyo · 97w

I hope it’s a joke and you only were inspired by Jackass.

When I was 12 my biggest concern was getting enough quarters to go play Mortal Kombat at the arcade and/or begging my mom to take me to the arts and crafts store so I could get more of those notebooks with graph paper for the hypothetical game I wanted to build someday…

NostrDamus · 97w

this sounds like the childhood of so many of a certain age. we were and some still are bullet proof 🙃 and we wonder why we have a nanny nation.

Justin Nakamoto · 97w

Me and neighbor were destroying ant hills with gasoline. Friend didn't realize that you're not supposed to light them on fire! The gas cap was open and caught the flame. Thankfully he put the gas cap back on in time.