Crocs should never meet a man’s feet or anything similar looking

try leather mules, some have cork footbeds

Don’t!

I regularly recommend amputation before application of crocs to any man’s foot, but you do you bruh.

Not as stylish but similar design https://www.birkenstock.com/us/whats-new/shop-by-category/clogs/

If you ever decide to try to make natural rubber crocs, I’m in! Now that you put the idea in my head, i want them!