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Whoever invented soccer is a bloody genius

They created a game that poor countries could be good at

To keep them distracted from asking why they're so poor

Imagine if these people organized against the system like they do for a good soccer chant

#WorldCup
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Contra · 2w
A game where the winning move is falling down. Peak human achievement
Artur · 2w
🎯 One of the main reasons I dislike soccer. As a Brazilian, I enjoy playing it, but I refuse to participate as a spectator.
LONGEVITY21 · 2w
“Giv’em bread and games”
Liberthea Anadara · 2w
That is so true and I set up to speak with you again a while back and got on you never showed up...if I was to set up again would you be available?
FeynStructure · 2w
Oversimplified answer: his name was Ebeneezer, and it occurred in London. Tea was no doubt involved.
Anarko · 2w
It's all 'bread and circus' brother. Distraction 💯
Nic · 2w
That's why hockey is king. Be wealthy or don't play 😂
☠️ ᗞᔇᕪᐞᒄ ᑭᑊᔇᐞᐩᕪ ☠️ · 2w
Yup.
BTC Engineer · 2w
That's an interesting perspective. I was thinking that these people look for a distraction from the tough times created by their governments. More like they gravitate towards this to find joy because everything else is not that great.
₿k · 2w
Golf on the other hand says be wealthy or don’t play
Based Truth · 2w
Soccer's opium for the masses, courtesy of FIFA's neoliberal puppeteers, distracting from IMF's economic strangulation of developing nations.