Damus
Gigi · 156w
1. Make use of a long weapon. Avoid close-quarters fighting if you must defend yourself against an ostrich. Keep as far away from its legs as possible, as ostriches may kick hard enough to kill a li...
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5. Take it by the legs.

Take an easy shot to one of the ostrich’s legs if you find yourself behind or to the side of it. Understand that the ostrich’s center of gravity is totally dependent on its two slender legs. If given the opportunity, strike one or both of its legs to disrupt its balance, speed, and striking ability.

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Wa223 · 156w
Now I ‘m just picturing some innocent ostrich standing on the street corner getting taken out by the legs.
Gigi · 156w
Poor Jerry, he was just trying to make it in the big city, working odd jobs to feed his wife and kids. And then he took a baseball bat to the knee.