>be me
>oldest uncle is in his 90s
>next oldest is in his 80s
>both can still drive and are still mobile and sharp
>grandmother lived to 95-96
>had five children decades apart
>do some tests
>numerous genes and variants associated with longevity
>Age: XX
>Average Life Expectancy of Average Men with your Lifestyle Choices: 75-78
>"Your Biological Age: 24.5"
>"Your Expected Lifespan: 96"
tfw I'll live to see all of my friends die 30 years before I do
mfw