There is no one nostr. It's decentralised, so like the mempool, there can't be only one. https://media.tenor.com/Ogd9bZY4bxkAAAAM/highlander-sword.gif

I can login without a key, and at times my original key doesn't work. Still a process!

Znostr 😱

No, thank you.

I better send the emails to the internets to complain to THE NOSTR CEO. I hear he takes the bitcoins as bribery.

I always thought it was No-str as in boo-lean

Failure to comply will result in a ban from the platform

according to the WEF is "ze nostr"

The Facebook 😂

Haha lol

The? nah, simply Nostr.

How will the nostr keep the bots out?

Add a m and switch the letters around

shouldn't you be in hawai'i already?

nostr:note1jwdxwpmq6fzysgk3zuaelc0r2m8glkc6vu25d04tzv9y2e7a4rkqrg7309

Sounds like a disease I caught the nostr

the nohz- trrr

nostr:npub1sg6plzptd64u62a878hep2kev88swjh3tw00gjsfl8f237lmu63q0uf63m no he said he did not want all caps at all. nostr:npub180cvv07tjdrrgpa0j7j7tmnyl2yr6yr7l8j4s3evf6u64th6gkwsyjh6w6 likes: the Nostr

https://image.nostr.build/dae15ae1da82183f8f6488ba64f79274111cb27589a6d5bb8cb1021f0b369d31.gif

then ostrich

you are very loud

Boooooo!

You need to calm down You're being too loud …

https://64.media.tumblr.com/c9df74d7335923f1a3a23f2fad91a2dd/tumblr_o1j3vkrcBf1sx2peuo2_500.gif

THE NOTES AND OTHER STUFF TRANSMITTED BY RELAY?

Decree received and complied.

nostr:note1h09599j75jkdpkvrf0agr5975dmqyzw85hxu2e4wayc352sxy77qmw0dgv

👏

Works for me, we Delco people say 'The...' everything. 'Yo, gotta go to the costco', 'Want me to get you something from the wawa?'. Getting on 'The Nostr' just makes sense.

this reminds me of snuffleupagus snout for whatever reason

Nope. The fiatjaf just said to not use ALL CAPS. It's The Nostr 😅

https://open.substack.com/pub/jordyflock/p/supernatural?r=4h1wq&utm_medium=ios&utm_campaign=post