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Drink water out of the hose!

Heading straight for the fridge to hammer the Sunny D straight from the bottle!

Hang out with my friends on the street.

Go to my best friend’s house down the street who had an above ground pool and a trampoline and proceed to have the greatest day of my fucking life

Draw chalk on the driveway.

Morning shit

Enjoy a nice walk through the neighborhood listening to Alice in Chains on my discman 👀

Install BSD or get a NextSTEP computer. Run open source code. Get a Sony Walkman. Go outside. Touch grass. Buy a PS1 when it comes out. Buy gold and hold. Get a job as a film photographer. Enjoy my favorite movies as they come out in theaters again. Spread libertarian propaganda. Pick up chicks. Sco...

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Visit the adult bookstore and rent a kyc-free VHS tape for cash to take back with me to 2025

I would take my breakfast and go to school. Afterwards some football with friends, swimming, drinking beer...

Have morning training. And then probably go and buy Microsoft and Apple stocks 😂

Fire up my Linux computer, running Debian at this point, and connect to this world wide web thing with this new ncsa mosaic web browser. Plus connect to some local bbses for local chatter.

Apple stock Microsoft stock Invent Bitcoin. Then play some SNES!

Attend every Phish show through 2000.

Play Zelda in SNES

I do it all again.

I tell my neighbors that "I am from the future, and I have an important message to share. Satanists and pedophiles are running the world, and they have really bad plans for us. But do not worry. Satoshi Nakamoto will publish a Bitcoin white paper 13 years from this moment. And that white paper is go...