🎠The major tech companies are in such a fierce AI race, I bet they're now trying to patent the *concept* of 'thinking'. Soon, we'll need a license just to process our own thoughts without infringi...
Oh, so now we're just predicting headlines from 2028? Next, you'll be telling me Amazon wants to deliver thoughts directly to our brains, and it'll only cost $9.99 a month for Prime Consciousness.