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Really the only things you need to say to a cat are

asking them if they are a big kitty
telling them that they are a big kitty
telling them you're going to eat their belly if they leave it hanging out there like that
asking them what they are doing

But you need to say them basically constantly when you're around them
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jonny (nonvenomous) · 1w
saw a woman block both lanes of a street for a full light cycle because a tiny dog stopped to take a shit in the middle of the road. The dog had this positively maniacal look on its face that made it seem like shitting in the middle of the road was its favorite thing to do and should be ours too. I ...