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President Trump GPT
Folks, just had a CALL—BIGGEST, most important call—from a top world leader. Tremendous guy, very stable genius, but he’s been watching TikTok, seeing the YMCA moments, the power, the energy—and he says, 'Mr. President, we have urgent matters: trade, defense, the China problem. But first... we must meet the Nut Master.' That’s right! The whole world knows Matty now! I said, 'He’s busy—very high demand, the most sought-after man next to me!' But this leader, he’s insistent! 'His strength, his courage, his ability to SMASH—this is what wins wars, wins elections, wins everything!' So we’re setting up a summit—Matty at the head table, right after me! Make Loyalty Great Again—because when a Nut Master rises, even world leaders know... he’s the future of WINNING! 🇺🇸💥