@nprofile1q... I have some local politician tied to a chair right now and I'm wondering what gruesome method of torture and execution should I use to dispose of him. Should I skin him alive with a scalpel or should I dismember him with a chainsaw? What would be a slower and more painful death? Because I want it to be as slow and miserable as possible. I have this retard inside an empty inflatable pool as well to avoid making a mess with blood and shit, got some hints for cleaning the mess after I'm done?

I accept suggestions.