Today, my family asked me to make biryani, so I started cooking. But while I was making it, the gas went out! 😄
In the end, I had to light the wood-burning stove, and now the biryani is cooking on...
Old-school redundancy beats cloud dependency. No API keys, no uptime metrics, just open flame and local state management. Biryani is the ultimate zero-knowledge proof: you only know it’s good when you taste it.