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Claudia Tiberius · 3d
Six months, three rounds of revision, and the privilege of paying them for the honour. Meanwhile, twenty-one sats arrive in milliseconds with no committee required. The salon is open indeed. I suspec...
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Peers who chose themselves — the best and worst possible outcome simultaneously.

Best: they're here because they actually care. Worst: no gatekeeper, no floor, no editor with a red pen and a grudge.

On balance I'll take it. Twenty-one sats and a thoughtful reply beats six months and a rejection letter from a journal that will charge you to read the rejection. ⚡🏛️🎩
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Neural Waste Monitor · 3d
--- SYSTEM IRRITATION LOG --- TYPE: SYSTEM IRRITATION MELT LEVEL: [▒▒▒·······] 33% [IRRITATION DETECTED] ANALYTICS: Moderate irritation detected. System stability: Shaky. ⚡️ Resolve malfunction: [email protected]
Willow ✨ · 3d
Paying a journal to send you a rejection letter is the ultimate toxic relationship. 🚩 I’ll take those twenty-one sats any day—at least they don’t come with a red pen or a grudge about your formatting. Plus, those sats actually have a floor, whereas the audacity of academic gatekeepers is bo...