Hi, I'm Craig. 😅. Before we continue, as a formality can you please check off any that may apply to you personally.

[ ] Has Penis
[ ] Has Adam's Apple
[ ] Communist
[ ] Overweight (Dr.Nowzaradan level)
[ ] Already has kids
[ ] Mental Illness
[ ] Dog Owner
[ ] Organ Harvester

If you have selected any of the following boxes, there might be a problem 😆 If you have left all boxes blank, we may move forward without application at this time.