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There’s this funny thing that sometimes happens to me when I meet a couple.

The girl will sometimes ask me how tall I am and then I tell them.

Then the guy will jump in and add inches to my height like no way bro you’re way taller than that lol as if I don’t know my own height 😂

Took me awhile to catch on, but I finally realized they need to make me taller because they are lying to the girl about their height. 😂

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fun.relaxed.happy.satisfied · 58w

Lol wait, that's a thing? Like some girls don't want to say their weight? Knowing the number won't make you fatter, or taller 😂

That ain't the only length they've been lying about 😂

binmucker · 58w

I’m 6’1 but when people ask I like to say 6 feet so my 5’11 kings passing as 6 feet get triggered😂🤌 can’t help myself💀😆

In this story You are the bad guy 😜😜😜

ภ๏รtг๏ภคยt · 58w

🤣🤣🤣 Actually being 6tf tall is great FYI. 💜🫂

Labyrinth · 58w

Only tall people get asked how tall they are.

Satstacker · 58w

How fucking insecure do you have to be to lie about your height?

The number of times men have told me I'm wrong about my own height when we can both see they are shorter than me 😂

Great Ghee · 58w

As a fellow tall guy, you need to trigger both of them and lie about your height and say you’re just 6’0” or 5’11” 🤣🤣

nostrich · 58w

So how tall are you?

hazzvaan · 58w

You can just measure things

SuiGenerisJohn · 58w

This is a thing that happens?

You should shave a couple inches next time to fuck with the dude lol

Proof of height?⚡️

TallBrian · 58w

When I was younger and more reactive a gordito woman in the grocery store cornered me to ask how tall I was. I wasn’t in the mood so I snapped back with “how much do you weigh?” Went over like an expired bag of twinkies.

antifragilemoney · 58w

💯 most guys are adding about 2 inches

Highsselhoff · 58w

Or they want to point out that you must be extraordinarily tall, so they feel closer to the norm.

RedTailHawk · 58w

When they ask me that, I say "five foot seven...teen" and wait for the confused dog look while they sort out the remainder division. When they ask me if I play basketball, I insist I'm a jockey or a gymnast.

Ben Justman🍷 · 58w

I think they're testing to see how high you can count

jimmysong · 58w

I've heard it's the same for tall women. Gabriella Reese mentioned every guy tells her she's 6'5" or more when she's really 6'3" so that they can be "6 feet tall"