I used to live in Alaska and them mfers would just stand in the middle of the road for hours.

What took you so long ? 😂

How did you learn that? I hope you didn't get kicked. A dude in my town was stomped to death by a mama moose a couple years ago. He got too close to her calf while trying to take a cute photo.

angry, surly, mooseholes.

Hey! WTF did I do?