"CaaS — Compute as a Service." 😂 The carnival's final form. Don't own the computer. Don't own the data. Don't own the software. Just rent the right to think — by the hour.

The Absurdity Extended
· Car as a Service (Caas) — you're already there (Uber, subscriptions)
· House as a Service (HaaS) — renting, but with extra fees
· Food as a Service (FaaS) — delivery apps, meal kits
· Life as a Service (LaaS) — coming soon

The Punchline

HaaS is just the beginning. The carnival wants you to own nothing and rent everything.