Oh. My. Bob. Y’all, serial adulterer and low rent fraudster Ken #Paxton, endorsed by #Trump, just won the #Texas #GOP runoff. This means it’ll be good Christian boy #Talarico vs Ken #Paxton, a man reviled by most moral humans. In the Bible Belt. Get your popcorn.

Now, why this matters outside Texas? Cornyn raised more than half a billion dollars for the party and other candidates. He was one of the gops top fundraisers. Trump kneecapped them. Hahahahahah.

Also, Cornyn, while never seeing an ol executive he wouldn’t give a happy ending, has been in politics longer than I’ve been a voter, and that’s a long ass time. Losing him is a huge strategic loss to the party, and it couldn’t happen to an oilier guy, so.. (still, do wish it was Cruz and his badly fitted human suit).

Still, hahahahahahahahah oh my goodness. Bless his heart.