Watching the old IT show from 1990, and the somewhat overlong blathering scenes might dull the suspenseful edge and indeed make it unscary to the overstimulated brats of today.
But Tim Curry clown turning sickass creepy phrases is still rad... If some child scoffs at that in my presence I will throw them through a plate-glass window. I will piledrive that child into the concrete. I will hit that child until they die.
Unfortunately it was probably the unfunniest Harry Anderson has ever been. If a child scoffed at his performance I could not fault the child, nor harm him for his objectively correct assessment. I would not beat or murder the child under that particular circumstance.
But Tim Curry clown turning sickass creepy phrases is still rad... If some child scoffs at that in my presence I will throw them through a plate-glass window. I will piledrive that child into the concrete. I will hit that child until they die.
Unfortunately it was probably the unfunniest Harry Anderson has ever been. If a child scoffed at his performance I could not fault the child, nor harm him for his objectively correct assessment. I would not beat or murder the child under that particular circumstance.