Bro, don't tell me you're civilized and know it all when you've literally been programmed to think you're pristine wiping your ass with a piece of tissue.

You're literally talking to me with shit still hanging on your ass and underwear you know it.

You know who else has shit hanging up their asses, sheep.
Clean your butt first, then tell me all about how barbaric and uncivilized we are.

Or you can chill and ponder for a while then slowly come to the realization that you don't know shit about taking proper shit.